Help!! I've Been Hatnapped!!!

Andy left his hat at work one night. When he went back to get it, it was gone. Then on his facebook one night he found out that his hat had been hatnapped! The hatnapper would post pictures of “Hat” and make comments like:
“Hi my name is Hat, I'm Andy's hat. I am being held captive by 3 very strong men. The leader is Dreadnok Ripper, 2nd mate is Tom, and the 3rd is CrazyEyes McNewmann. My whereabouts are unknown.”

No ransom was asked for. The only thing Andy could do is post a comment:

I will find you, and when I do, I am going to kill whoever hatnapped you!!! I'm so sorry for leaving you at work. It won't happen again, I promise. Just come home...Please

Andy and his hat have since been reunited! Yay!!!!

Happy Birthday, Ernie!!

I can't believee that you are already 12 years old!  On one hand it seems like yesterday when you came to live with us as a baby.  On the other hand, it seems like you've been into mischief FOREVER!! hahaha  Anyway, I hope you enjoyed your birthday cake and ice cream.  It sure seemed like you did, and it was nice that Ajax could come to your party!  : D

Words To Live By ~

My New Job

With the economy the way that it is, we are having a hard time making it. But thanks to a local business I now have a second job to help with buying bread, milk and such. The picture below is of me in my new
uniform.

JUST KIDDING!!!  hahaha!  Lance wrote home to ask if we would send him an external hard drive to save his pictures on.  Gary wrote back and asked him if it was a necessity and said he didn't know if we could swing it because we just got through sending Alex to a lacrosse tournament in Las Vegas.  So I decided that it would be funny if I played a joke on him and sent him this email:

"Dad forwarded me his letter that he wrote to you. Don't worry about the cost of the hard drive. I just found out that the tax place that's over by Chili's has an opening from 4:30 to 7:30 everyday. I would be the Statue of Liberty holding up their sign."  Then I wrote some other stuff and ended with this: "I'm just kidding about getting a new job at the tax place. I just thought that you would think that was funny thinking of me dressed like that. hahaha."

Then he sent me this email:

"Good Night!   haha I thought for a second, "GEEZ, my mom is going to be the Statue of Liberty - dancing! hahaha  Thank goodness that's a lie.  Kids aren't nice to them, flipping her off and saying bad things to them.  I wouldn't know from first hand experience or anything that's just what I've been told....:)"

Ya, I'm glad it was a lie too!!  : D