Help!! I've Been Hatnapped!!!

Andy left his hat at work one night. When he went back to get it, it was gone. Then on his facebook one night he found out that his hat had been hatnapped! The hatnapper would post pictures of “Hat” and make comments like:
“Hi my name is Hat, I'm Andy's hat. I am being held captive by 3 very strong men. The leader is Dreadnok Ripper, 2nd mate is Tom, and the 3rd is CrazyEyes McNewmann. My whereabouts are unknown.”

No ransom was asked for. The only thing Andy could do is post a comment:

I will find you, and when I do, I am going to kill whoever hatnapped you!!! I'm so sorry for leaving you at work. It won't happen again, I promise. Just come home...Please

Andy and his hat have since been reunited! Yay!!!!